Tales from the Nursing Home…

 A resident from another hall decided to get up at midnight, go room to room, and tell everyone the building is on fire. Many residents got very scared and started hitting their emergency lights. Meanwhile, I am trying to stop the resident from waking everyone up. She said one day I will “bow down to her”. Whatever that means. I finally got her to stop. She reaches into her pants and pulls a pack of crackers. She attempts to give me one as a peace offering. I respectfully declined, which sent her into a fit of rage and the whole process started over again. I love my job.