Tales from the nursing home part 3…

Tonight’s tale comes a sweet old lady who lives on my hall. She is 83 years old, stands at 4’7. She’s the sweetest little Italian grandma. I’ve never her say anything but super nice and loving things to people, until tonight. She went up to a male resident and said “Would you like to go to bed with me? My parents died about a year ago. I wanted to die too. Jesus had me for years, now you can have me. Do you want me? Do you?” I about died. She’ll also said she’s only 38, but feels like she’s 80. Imagine that. She’ll be pregnant by next week. Horny little devil.