Monday, April 25, 2011

My Beauty Pet Peeves...

1. I HATE this color eyeshadow. There is nothing good about it. If you wear it, get to Sephora ASAP.

2. Please, please, PLEASE make sure your foundation matches your  skin, and BLEND.

3. Whether you are a size 0 or a 44, this is trashy not sexy.

4. If you're going to do a faux tan, don't go more than 2 shades darker than your skin tone. A glow is sexy. This will make you look dirty.

5. Drawn on eyebrows are NEVER a do. Never.

6. Your hair should never take up an entire photo. If your mane is stuck in the 80's, call me. I'll give you the number to a great salon.

7. If you're going to wear lip liner, wear it WITH lipstick...and make sure it matches.

8. Heavy on the eyes OR heavy on the lips, ladies. Never do both.

9. Don't make your eyeshadow to your outfit. Enough said.

10. In the words of Joan Rivers, "Just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits."


1 comment:

  1. Oh how I love the drawn on eyebrows and the "just because it zips......"!